Oyoda.

Yeah. I Adore him. Yodaaaah.
I want to hug that little thing!
I want to squeeze the breath out of him!
Now I just sound obbsessed.
Whatever. It's what I am.

Ninjas, Yodas, Chewees, Monkiis, Jacobs... Pokemons. I love em all.
But the ninjas have to be small and fuzzy. And their fur have to be neon green or something.
I know, I know, there are no such things as fuzzy neon ninjas. But I wish. I wish....

And so yeah I decided to create a blog here. In english. Cause its more fun that way.
Why write in swedish when you can write in english?
Why live on earth when you can live on Naboo?
Oh, wait. You can't live on Naboo. The earth should be called Naboo. Its so much cooler.
And everyone should have a middle-name; a color. So that I could have my own Jacob Black!
And there should be a color that doesnt exist today. Yeah. I would call that color Mewshee. Light mewshee, and dark mewshee. Damn thats a cool name. Im so cool. I feel cool today. And high.

But im not. Im just joking. I feel fine. Or well not really. I feel lonely, depressed and suicidal. But who cares.... I feel like Im all alone in this world, and no one loves me. But lets not bring that up.
I'll just start crying. Actually I am crying. Damn. Why did I think of that????? Shit.

Oh, and if you dont like swearing and stupid words you should get the fuck out of here right now cause I will fuck your life up with all my shitty retarded words.

Anywaaaay. Its snowing outside. I am sitting on my bed trying not to freeze to death. Even though Im suicidal.... Odd.

I will try to make this blog funny, it will naturally become depressing but i think you'll survive.
We'll see if I will! *Stewie voice* HAHAAHAHHAHAHA OMG. Im so funny. I think i just might DIE from laughing HAHAHAHAH! Because im feeling suicidal?!?! GET IT!!? HAHAHHA

May the force be with you, take care my young padawan and all of that.
Lööve, Yoda

And Ill add one of those little hearts <3 Awwww MWAH